Bios
Todd
DOB: August 26th, 1982
Hometown: Oneonta, NY
Background: Born and raised in Oneonta, Todd spent most of his life reeking havoc among the streets, living the thug life. After 7 crack and 4 meth lab busts Todd decided it was time to turn his life around. He soon moved an hour north to an undiscloed location and attended a local community college for radio/television broadcasting. Soon after he was kicked out of college, for reasons we can't say, and then worked at a local grocery store where he met Big Chip. Oddly enough, both Todd and Big Chip knew Dug, so they all got together and decided that they needed to bring the greatest internet radio show to the world, and when they realized that they couldn't do that they settled with doing 9 Squirrels and a Catfish.
Fun Facts: Enjoys playing/editing/producing music, having sex with mothers, doin this crazy radio show, being a dad and runs 5 prostitute rings.
Favorite Movie: Ghostbusters
Big Chip
DOB: December 10th, 1984
Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA
Background: Very little is known of Big Chips childhood other than that he was born into a family of zombie survivalists located outside of the greater Pittsburgh area. Documents show that from the time he could walk he was put through heavy training against any and all undead threats. At age 7, Big Chip traveled north with a small group of zombie hunters, known as The Undead Effect. He fought valiantly along side his brotherin, destroying hundreds of the living dead in the journeys. One day when their defense perimeter failed, they found themselves cornered grossly outnumbered in a small town just over the New York state line. Big Chip was the only one to survive the on-slaught. Mourning the death of the group he decided to keep fighting the good fight and continued his travels north alone. At the age of 11 he stumbled into a small town in the middle of NY called Mohawk, and decided it was the perfect place to set up shop. Years later he met up with Todd and Dug and decided to create a radio show. Big Chip saw this as a great opportunity to spread his knowledge of the living dead in order to help others. In honor of his fallen zombie hunting group he named his zombie survivalist segment "The Undead Effect". After a year of doing the show, Big Chip was elected the first president of 9 Squirrels and a Catfish.
Fun Facts: Created the hit sitcom Harry and the Hendersons, Co-wrote the catch phrase for Spaghettio's with Patrick Duffy
Favorite Movie: The Crow
Dug
DOB: May 25th, 1988
Hometown: Mohawk, NY
Background: Dug was born deep in the woods of upstate NY one May evening. He attended the local elementary/high school where he was in the Chess Club, Glee Club, Debate Team and was All County in Group Masturbation. When Dug got older he started to experimenting with sex with different objects and even animals. After he had sex with a sheep for the first time he was hooked. He has managed to have sex with and/or raped every animal known to man, and even some that haven't been discovered yet. Dug was there in the beginning when 9 Squirrels and a Catfish started, but unfortunatly got into a horrible car accident while receiving road head from a baby deer the night before the first show, but came back with a vengeance.
Fun Facts: Enjoys raping animals, penis, grass, bouncin around on his one giant testicle and raping animals
Favorite Movie: Gremlins